The One Liner Tag (Tag You’re It!)

May is looking to be a busy month blog-wise and personally. I know we’re already a week into the month but there’s so much planned! Our wedding shower is this month as well as some exciting immigration news (blog post coming on that)! For the blog, I have my first tech review in the works as well as another Top Ten post and more! Let’s relax a bit before things get too crazy with a tagged post! This awesome tagged post is courtesy of The LDG Mag. Check out their blog!

The Rules

Accept and thank your challenger(s) by linking back to their post.
Make a post of one-sentence summaries/roasts of at least five books/manga/anime/games.
No spoilers!
Link back to The Awkward Book Blogger so she can see your post.
Challenge as many or as few people as you want!

Just for some fun, I’m going to pick horror games and try my best to roast them with one line. Tell me how bad I failed in the comments and try your hand at some witty liners on the games I picked yourself!

Instead of finding your wife, you decided to explore a terrible town and replace your wife with a hooker who looks like her.

You make all the dumb decisions for horror movie characters.

Maybe if the lead character would PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON, she could actually get away once in awhile.

When your sister has a bum leg, you end up doing all the work.

All of the kids are little shits.

If the grotesque scenes of violence don’t scare you, the endless running and simple puzzles will.

So maybe some of those weren’t that bad. I would love to hear some witty one liners in the comments for these games though. Take a shot at a few! As for nominations, I nominate anyone that reads this post and wants to take on this challenge. If you link back to me, I’ll be sure to like and comment on your post. Let’s spread some laughter!

Just a few tags of people I think would enjoy this challenge:

Let the roasting begin!